PROUDLY PRESENTING THE FIRST -

"MERCH"

GOODBYTE
_{NOT A TEE} goodbyte pulli

dont be a snake
dont be a snake

F*NG-R
_TEE F*NG-R F*NG-R F*NG-R F*NG-R THERESHEIS

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no text available for reading yet. So fuck off

FLORESC
_TEE FLORESC tee

Oof so nice.
So healthy too.
omg soo healthy and so nice.
Wearing this is the equivalent of eating a salad.

FUUYOU
_HOODIE FUUYOU TEES WHITE-black FU-HOODIE-WHITE-black FUUYOU HOODIE BLACK grey

RARE PRODUCT.
VERY DECORATIVE LETTERING
hoodie for your most beloved one
Attention: In some cases, this may be oneself*

*For more information on this subject:
Hashtag love yourself on the twitter, the X or the tiktok or the intagram.

blank
_{A TEE}

blank_hoodie

forgot to write a text.
alright thats not true. fuck off

double dino
_{A TEE}

doubledino x2

forgot to write a text.
alright thats not true. fuck off

hearttrooper
_{A TEE}

hearttrooper_frame

hearttrooper

forgot to write a text.
alright thats not true. fuck off

SHARKIE
_{A TEE} SHARKIE_pulli sharkie_1

forgot to write a text.
alright thats not true. fuck off

ILAUGHYOU
_{NOT A TEE} ILAUGHYOU tote-bag 300g^2/m

text loading error 903.
alright thats not true. fuck off

EXFISCH
_{TEE or not a tee} EXFISCH hoodie

you dont have to love fish.
you just have to love exfisch.

FOSSIL
_TEE EXFISCH FOSSIL

Basically a good alternative for people wanting to buy EXFISCH for the price of 5 more euros. I think 5, right now I'm just writing something so the entire page looks consistent and organized. What else, what else. Ah, now there's too much text. Oh fuck off.

SIX
_SOCKS

Very cool.
You definitely want these,
no text available for reading yet.

#FFFFFF
_{WHITE SOCKS}

#00000
_{BLACK SOCKS}

Perfect.
You know it. You definitely want these,
this you know too. We all do and we all know this at a price of 100% too.

cunt
_SOCKS CUNT-SOCKS-BLACK_yellow

TWO SOCKS
with cunt on them
Right choice for every occasion.
washing not required nor recommended.

EXFISCH
_HOODIE

Very cool.
You definitely want these,
best usage results after purchase.

FUCKYOU
_SOCKS CUNT-SOCKS-BLACK_yellow

Fantastic product.
You feel great afterward.
You walk away feeling understood.
Best results before, during and after usage.

BLANK
_FREEBIE

LIMITED EDITION
what you see is what you get
available for a short time only